// Our roommate who brings home the oddest things to keep on our kitchen divider. Currently I'm looking at a giant metal mosquito and a kangaroo holding it's own boobs.
//How I walked around with a fish hook in my skirt all day and didn't know it. I was in the
// Why I'm so into this world we call the blog-o-sphere but i cant even make a damn editorial calendar.
// How the eff to wear lipstick. It's either the wrong color, doesn't stay on or I look like a clown.
// Why hair removal isn't free. We should all be for the evolution of hairless armpits in women.
// How the dog manages to stay on "the cube". She sleeps on it or watches tv with us and has almost fallen off multiple times.
Have you confessed today?